Seeing as there are so many Aussies playing over here in the UK I think its time to bring in a few more of our rules seeing as we are the dominant force in world footy.

We already insisted the British game was switched to be played in your summer as opposed to the winter and clearly thats worked well.

Mr Murdoch told you to give your teams names like 'Rhinos' 'Warriors' etc etc



The first thing I would like to see brought in is the renaming of positions.

Stand off, scrum half and loose forward should be given their correct names of Five eighth, half back and lock.


I think 2 referees should also be brought into the British game.


When the Aussies tell the Poms whats going to happen in Superleague they LISTEN.

yep

You know it makes sense.

i prefer to swing them rather than talk them!
purely a personal choice.

How do you swing 'sense'???

you a limbo dancer?

Curiously enough.........






No

you really really ought to take it up.

We don,t do fractions anymore.

2 referees you must be joking.......we havn't got 1 good referee.

We also have to rename some of the teams due to the Animal Rights Activation Groups.

good point i heard the rhinos were to be renamed as there are no thick skinned fat slow moving dull headed beasts with no social grace or conversational skills in their club

case never got to court though.

2 referees is the way forward.